He has a Five year plan. What is it? "Don't die"?

I am the ripe age of 22 and in 5 years i will be the old age of 27 and that makes me want to throw up oh my goodness. Wow. Okay. spooky.
So the way i see it is in 1 year i should have a steady job and in 5 years i should have a seriously steady job AND going to grad school. However, i haven't a clue where i want to goto grad school.
Be that as it may i can totally see myself teaching while also going to school.
i mean it would be really cool to be married before the age of 27!
But since i am only 22 it's a little scary to think about having a husband and a home and ya know being an actual human. Don't get me wrong i don't want to be a Spinster for the rest of my days.
I would be content is i had a nice home in a wooded area with a cool husband who has a lot of things in common with me. i was prefer to have a victoria style home no more than 100 years old and and some point i would like to buy back my childhood home we just sold this year. Funny story actually, the people who bought my home are two sisters who are widowed and are actual spinsters.
Isn't that nice!